The second Rebuild of Evangelion movie's release date is TODAY!

FANSUBS NAO PLEASE UNGGGGGH

Vote for daphaknee! (God, she is losing so hard, lmao.) Remember? She's that crazy woman with the rotting mouth and the Shintaro Kago comics and the FUCKWIN COMIC about her time in jail.

1. Go here
2. VOTE LIKE CRAZY
3. ???
4. Profit!



REPRESENT.

the magic of lighting

I took this picture last year, in the Fall, before I moved. It's a stream in the woods behind what used to be my house.

My tongue is now pierced! The procedure literally took three minutes.

Tongues heal really fast; it's been a little under 48 hours since I had it done and my tongue already feels a lot better. The piercing itself isn't very painful (I didn't even bleed much), but for the first two days you have to avoid talking because it swells and that hurts. Also, for the first four days you have to rinse your mouth with yellow Listerine after everything you eat, drink, or smoke.

Man, EATING IS SUCH A BITCH for the first few days after a tongue piercing. If I had to do it again I would stock up on liquid foods, because solid foods? not worth it. Ice cream is a good idea though, because it's cold and you don't have to use your tongue much to get it down your gullet. I'm eating a lot of ice cream.

So, yeah. If any of you *cough*amaterasu08*cough* want to get me a present in the future, just buy me a new stud, or barbell, or one of the million ridiculous things I can now wear on my tongue because THERE'S A HOLE THROUGH IT

AND THAT IS AWESOME.

Dammit, I need to post a picture of this (because the internet needs another picture of someone's nasty-ass tongue, amirite?)

Did you know there are vibrating tongue rings? I did not, but I'm not surprised.

EDIT: Oh yeah: My friend didn't pass out or anything. Too bad. He did get an infection though.

I moved. I know, I know, I didn't talk about it at all. But that's because I wasn't sure at all where I would be moving and it was way too stressful to even think about it let alone say anything about it here. And it's really only relevant to one person because we mail stuff to each-other. (I HAVE TO SEND YOU A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. I AM SO SLOW ;_;)

I don't have internet in my apartment because I can't afford that shit right now. I can go to my friend's house and use his internet or go to the library. The library internet security is pitiful, but still annoying. They only blocked the obvious porn sites, like 4chan and bigblackcockinherpussy.com or whatever, and god knows there's more porn on the internet than that. Really, why are they even trying?

In other news, I'm getting my tongue pierced. The original plan was to do it tomorrow, but I have to talk to my friend (who's getting his eyebrow pierced) and see if we actually have enough money for the procedure AND the jewelry, because we were stupid when we asked for a price estimate and didn't make sure it covered both.

I look forward to eating ice cream and drinking lots of cold things. I also really want to see if my friend passes out like he's afraid he will.

-I've never bought anything at McDonald's or Burger King with my own money.

-I can count the number of times I've been to both of them on one hand.


I'm just think about it because today I went into a McDonald's with my roommate and we shared a 99¢ burger. That's only the second time in my life I've eaten one of their burgers - I think I was 6 the first time.

There are so many fast food chain I've never eaten from. Seriously: Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and Burger King are the only ones I've been to.

OK, normally I don't repost things from my f-list, but seriously what the fuck is this I don't even--

http://wearesupervision.blogspot.com/2009/03/chicago-lesser-known-arts-history.html

these are my favorites:

Did you know that I first made a livejournal account just so I could comment on your fanfiction? It's the truth!

Happy birthday!

you can totally click on it to find out what cool prizes you get if you donate

Save daphaknee's mouth! If you don't know who she is: she's really funny and disgusting and she thinks Shintaro Kago is fucking great (which he is) and there's a really fucked up comic about this one time she went to jail and her entries never make any fucking sense but they're all 100% awesome.

I don't know. I just spent like 4 days reading her LJ and listening to her last.fm library. When I saw that she needed her mouth fixed I was like "Fuck yeah I'll give you money and have you hit with the kinky object of my choice! Why not?" Plus, now I even get to have this totally happening ribbon:


YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

Salò is the most fucked up movie I have ever seen. Jesus Christ.

If I didn't spend as much time as I do on the internet, looking at the kinds of things I look at, I might still be staring at the DVD menu mouthing "what the fuck" over and over. But as it is, I very much enjoyed watching it, and wasn't bored at all (boredom being my #1 complaint with movies.)

If this film was on the internet, it would be clearly marked as Not Mind Safe.

EDIT: IT'S HOT YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH IT

the best use of Keyboard Cat I've seen

I used Internet Explorer (even though I hate it and it's everything evil in the world) to check out my new layout and it was like "you need to install a language package to view some characters on this page" blah, blah, etc. So I was like "OK, fine, I will just install that and it probably won't do anything because IE is stupid like that" and I installed it and now I can view Japanese characters on this computer.

ASDFGHJKL--what what what? Since I got this laptop I have been trying to figure out why I can't see Japanese and some other unicode characters but now it's all fixed and I AM SO HAPPY.

Internet Explorer, I hate you a little less. ♥

It looks especially nice if you're viewing the babyart post (not gonna lie: that is mostly why I chose this layout.)

I need new/more icons and a different mood theme.

The only thing I'm sad about is saying goodbye to my favorite little mushroom graphic. \;o;/ ilu, mono_kinoko3.gif!!

This is a screenshot of my last.fm weekly top tracks



Oh, last.fm, you know my true nature.

guys, is this incredible or what?


look how symmetrical her face is, bloody hell

( two more. YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THESE, OK? )

source

FFFFFFOUND is the weirdest site ever, what the hell is going on in some of these photos, I don't even

I think my friend reads my lj. I would be embarrassed, but he already knows that I have $1000 worth of japanese porn sitting in a box in my closet, and, really, once someone knows that about you, what else do you have to be embarrassed about?
Is it weird that it feels like an invasion of privacy? And it's totally not! This is a public livejournal account after all. GOD BUT MAYBE HE'S READING THIS RIGHT NOW, SHIIIIIIIIIT

Oh well. Maybe I should just start writing super nice things about him all the time. Or maybe constantly post entries about his stupid ugly face and see if he get's mad at me.
OH WAIT, BETTER IDEA: I should start writing love poems addressed to him. I'll start with really vague terminology and use a lot of metaphors so they don't seem intimate. Then, slowly, make them deeper and more detailed - start dropping comments on his eyes and the way he smells and how I wish I could be near him and miss him dearly - until every post consists entirely of me gushing about how much I want him, each one more oulandishly fucking inappropriate than the last, until my friend never talks to me again.

Oh my god, he would be so freaked out, that would be completely worth it.