One of the doujins I've talked about here has been scanlated! The Harry Potter fanbook Hentai Book of Hentai that's all about Harry capturing Draco and keeping him locked up in the Dursley's house, with many gratuitous sex scenes and Dudley wacking it like every other page (seriously).

I actually own this one (you can see it in my collection post) but never got around to fully scanning it -- but now someone else has so you can all read it, whoo!

Get it over at sugarparade in this post (you have to join, it's an open membership though).

It a really good doujinshi, I highly recommend downloading it! And if you ever get a chance to buy it yourself definitely pick it up: it's in hardcover (!) and it's really rare.

Title: Fukou na Shounen no Ehon
Circle/Artist: Aihara-Otome/Yamada Nyoriko
Pairing(s): Mystery-Man/Kaworu
Genre/Rating: crossdressing/non-con/shota/NC17
Pages: 36
Language: Japanese RAW
Description: Tiny-Rei knocks out Koworu and dresses him like a girl. Somehow he winds up in a men's room and gets used as a cum-toilet by some guy (presumably a teacher, haha...) Kaworu is going to choke Rei to death for it but I guess they make up. Some stuff happens with an embarrassing picture of Asuka nd Shinji kissing but I don't really know or care what's going on there.

Download: ★━MediaFire [.rar]━★

Happy Holidays peoples.

Title: WR Tsuyukusa / Whatever Tsuyukusa
Circle/Artist: DRAGULA/Imawano Lem
Pairing(s): Jun/Nozomu + light side character pairings
Genre/Rating: yaoi/Gag/NC17
Pages: 36
Language: Japanese RAW
Description: Nozomu get magically shrunk down to 10cm tall and acts adorably panicked. I guess he gets horny and Jun penetrates him with a q-tip. A lot of DRAGULA's stories tend to look like shota even if she's drawing adults (especially Nozomu) and since he's 10cm tall this is very shota-esque.
There's a short kissy story featuring two male characters whose names I can't remember right now.
A few short 4komas featuring Sensei's brothers with what seems to be a one-sided romance.
A 5-page smutty Jun/Nozomu kitchen scene where they have regular-size sex.

Download: ★━MediaFire [.zip]━★

FIRST RELEASE IN OVER A YEAR.

I saw this on Ryan North's twitpic because he thought it was funny.

Apparently Media Blasters is publishing it in English. HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER? I work at a book store for goodness' sake. I guess we don't buy from them? (well, that, and the only yaoi we have in the store is Naruto Antique Bakery - which as you may know barely qualifies as shonen-ai.)

My boss bought me a Toothpaste For Dinner shirt:



All I did was print out the comic and bring it to work because I figured it was relevant and funny! She bought some other employees the shirt too. Apparently her husband buys from Sharing Machine fairly often.

\;o;/ Seriously, she is an awesome super nice boss. I bet one day I'm going to screw up at work and she's going to yell at me and I will be traumatized that she can be mean--oh wait never mind she has an assistant manager for that.

Poju put up his annual "year of *" drawing today.

I found this nice scanlation group, called Psycho Pandas, that does a lot of Yumeka Sumomo and has downloads and online galleries of all their projects. Anyway, I started reading some stuff by Ooki Bonta, specifically this little story (warnings: neko, shota, rape, blah, blah--you know what I read.)

So... I really don't understand this whole self-lubricating asshole thing. What gives?

Is it all just part of the fantasy, or is it really a gross misunderstanding of anal sex--and human anatomy--on the mangaka's part? The former I can deal with, in general and especially in things like android porn where it's a built in feature or whatever, but the latter bothers me because I don't know if I want to read porn by someone so dumb they never realized that there's a difference between an asshole and a vagina.

I once read a porn novel that otherwise I rather liked but the writer had a woman pee out of her vagina to wash out the cum so she wouldn't get pregnant, and it really ruined it for me. Because that is fucking dumb for so, so many reasons.

I made an infinite loop with letmegooglethatforyou.com

I'm pretty proud of it.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cache%3ALMGTFY.com&l=1

yeah, I'm at work right now. so what? (I'm off the clock actually)

I want to know! Reply with your answer; it can be something witty, stupid, or something so un-funny that it turned out to be hilarious.

I'll tell you the funniest thing I've ever said (that I can think of.)

One boring day, I typed "rapist" into the dictionary on my macbook's dashboard. This is what came up:


(That's right. According to Apple, women and children can't be rapists.)

So my friend says, "what's a woman rapist then?" and I replied "a woman would be a rapette, obviously."

I can't even tell you how funny I think that is. (And only later did I realize it could apply to children too. GOOD STUFF.)

So anyway, it's either that or one of the pedo jokes I know (I'll tell you them if you're curious and like to be offended.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

maybe the best fanfiction ever written